You wanted to grow up. Congratulations. How's that going?
Nobody warned us that adulthood would involve bills, bad decisions, broken promises, passwords we can't remember, and an alarming amount of pretending we know what we're doing.
When I published HOW TO SURVIVE THIS BULLST LIFE, I wanted to write something real. No ten-step morning routines, no toxic positivity, and absolutely no inspirational nonsense telling you that your worst disasters "happened for a reason." Instead, it’s a blunt, satirical, and practical look at what actually happens when life doesn't follow the plan—from handling people who turn out to be complete assholes to realizing that getting your shit together is just a series of boring choices nobody will ever applaud.
The book is currently out on Amazon in Hardcover, Paperback, and the Kindle version, reaching readers across the globe—but there’s a catch. It is only available in English.
The Mission: Adulthood is a universal mess. The survival guide should be too.
We believe that everyone, no matter what language they speak, deserves a brutally funny, unfiltered reality check to help them navigate this crazy world. That is why we are launching this campaign to translate the book into 200 languages.
Translating a 340-page book with precise, localized cultural nuance, humor, and satirical tone is a massive undertaking. We refuse to use cheap, robotic machine translations that ruin the voice of the book. Every single dollar raised through this campaign will go directly toward hiring professional, human translators and editors to adapt the manuscript authentically for 200 distinct regions.
Whether you've read the book in English and want to share it with a friend overseas, or you just believe the world needs a lot less corporate bullshit and a lot more raw honesty, your contribution makes a massive impact.
Thank you for helping us take this global. We might not know what on earth we're doing, but at least we can laugh about it together in 200 different languages!